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Monday, February 1, 2010

struggle struggle guffaw

so i've been cracking myself up lately and let me share my excessive brilliance here and quickly:
shuffle off this mortal coil
should be
slough off this mortal coil but it just doesn't sound as good. funny from deaf girl, but true. and its such a brilliant phrase, how could anyone of sane mind want to change it? can you feel it? the old shuffle?
and then it should be shimmy off the mortal coil and then i thought maybe loofah off the mortal coil but started giggling. brillo?
emeryboard the mortal coil?
brillopad the morning oil? the morning foil?
ah. weeping now.
shuffle off the morning's toil?
want to see my mother's boil?

1 comments:

Viv said...

You crack me up!