vomitosis

in type, i am quick on my feet. supahquick.

in real life, less so.  what i think is a 'witty rejoinder' or an answer to something which catches me completely off guard... is less so.
and sometimes i say things that are wrong, just to fill the space, or maybe i thought it right but it wasn't, and

unless they are perfect and right to the person receiving them,

apologies are meaningless.