Dude, I don't want to knit.

I am so happy for all the contented knitters out there. I really am, honestly. . . but I don't want to. I find the yarn itchy and my skin rejects the skein like nobody's business.  And I don't want to sit at the park and make a sweater in the summertime. and still, have no animosity for you who do.
I do not want to knit.
I have been taught, I could pick it back up, but ah, no. the click, the clack. no.

so what?
wanna fight?

(yes, it is a mood, but it is mine. MINE.)