Thursday, February 18, 2010

ohbrotherwhere art thou? POST 2..

i would like george clooney to be my boyfriend today. If he were here, the kids wouldn't be and that would mean the pee in my bed from the four year old also wouldn't be. and the vomit in the two year olds hair wouldn't be there. and the vomit on the sofa wouldn't be there and the vomit in the laundry basket wouldn't be there and the day full of elmo wouldn't have to commence and then maybe I could ruffle my hands in his hair and go for a ride in a very fast car.
oh george.


Mama Mama Quite Contrary said...

When George is finished taking you for a ride, do you think you could have him drop by my house?

Viv said...

Just reading that I half expected to look up from my computer to find the toys strewn about had magically disappeared, and Dora to change over to the Olympics, and the tea in my hand to morph into coffee and Bailey's. I was disappointed.

freckletree said...

i just think that you must be ovulating.

first you want to marry me. now george?

honestly, go with george. unless you like the idea of adding two 12 month olds and a barking dog to your piss-laden bed.

thisnewplace said...

ooooooooooooh noooooo! I hope it all goes away asap!