Monday, February 8, 2010


This morning we had the speech evaluation on my redheaded two year old. The kid sat, answered questions, played shy, used words and rocked the world out of his mother. Exhausted because he stayed up to watch the superbowl, he still seemed to enjoy the whole new experience and the speech pathologist believes he won't test low enough to get services and that his ability to make phrases even though he doesn't have as much vocab as others makes him just fine and dandy...

I'm so relieved I could throw up all over you.

two years ago I lost my hearing the morning after the super bowl. I am very happy to report that it has not happened this year.

I'm weeping anytime I'm out of sight of the kids. I don't want them to think all women are completely unhinged and/or leaky.
of course, it could happen next week or next month but I can tell you with all sincerity that it DID NOT HAPPEN TODAY.

and that is fucking good.
*EDIT: and, i actually put on my one skirt that twirls, in order to twirl . Let the TWIRLING commence!!


Viv said...

That exact same light saber and that exact same bowl on on my floor at this very moment, and for some reason, that made me laugh.

That is effing great!

Jen said...

Congrats on the great news. You must be so relieved!

Jen said...

oh btw. All of Elvis's (is that the right grammar?) Valentines are stuck to me and my camera. The photography went fine until I bent in for a closer shot and they all stuck to me. I am now a walking robot valentine. Mr. Handsome is totally turned on.